Conan and the Human Centipede Menorah

To celebrate the beginning of Hanukkah (or Chanukkah, SORRY JEWS), Conan began a new soon-to-be tradition on his show last night: the lighting of the Human Centipede Menorah. It’s exactly what it sounds like: nine unfortunate souls in rubber outfits, attached together ass-to-mouth with giant electric lights on their backs.

It’s a funny idea, even if The Human Centipede has been out for over a year, but I have a question: who are the poor bastards that make up the 36 appendages-long menorah? Stage-hands? Interns? Homeless people picked up off the street, lured inside under the promise of a hot meal before being knocked out, only to wake up hours later with their trap around someone’s crap? All I do know is that the Asian guy up front, DEFINITELY not Jewish.