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‘Conan’ Gets The Full German Experience, Complete With Traditional Dances And A Sex Dungeon

Conan O’Brien has done his fair share of world traveling in the name of comedy, and his latest spot is Germany for Wednesday’s special, Conan Without Borders: Berlin. It’s safe to say that Germany has its fair share of unorthodox cultural hallmarks, and Conan and Andy are there to experience it all. First up is learning some traditional German dance moves, and what starts out with some inconsistent accents and lederhosen ends up with “brother on brother ass play,” so it’s safe to say that things start out hilariously uncomfortable and just keep heading in that direction.

Conan’s next stop is a sex dungeon run by dominatrix Lady Velvet Steel, where he learns that “all roads lead through the nipple.” As he learns to submit his pale body to nipple clamps and a very phallic gag, Conan also gets punished for some defective equipment. Unsurprisingly, the legendary smart-ass isn’t the best at submission. Also, his dog mask may give you nightmares for the rest of the week.

Conan hits another cultural touchstone by performing with SADO OPERA, a “pan-sexual, gender-fluid art punk performance” band, helping him get in touch with his sexuality. Unfortunately, his walls come crashing down when the performer “The Colonel” informs him that he does not have the look of someone who could “penetrate others.” While it’s meant as a compliment, it’s clearly a blow. Still, Conan breaks out the face paint, leopard print, and rhinestones galore to shred with the band and proposition the entire audience. All in all, he seems to be enjoying himself.

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