Conan Melded The Paula Deen And Tiger Woods Apologies. The Result Is Predictably Disturbing.

“If They Melded” is the evolution of Conan’s classic “If They Mated” Late Night bit — which shouldn’t require any further explanation — and while never not fun, it’s more of a if-you’re-watching sort of thing and not something I’d share here. But then last night Team Coco decided to meld together Paula Deen’s recent grammar-adverse apology with one of the most famous scandal apologies of all time, and let’s just say it’s, um, hard to look away from.

I do think it gives the whole thing a new level of sincerity though.

Just in case you’re short on nightmare fuel today…

Team Coco

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