Conservative Moms Are Fuming About This Pop Tarts Commercial ‘Double Entendre’

Let’s check in with One Million Moms, shall we? The conservative mom watchdog group always seems to be pooping their pants about something, and this time it’s the innocuous Pop Tarts commercial you see above. But what’s their beef with Pop Tarts? I will let them explain:

The animated commercial has a mom pop tart and a dad pop tart admiring their newborn baby pop tart at the hospital nursery when a nurse walks in. The dialogue includes: “He so has your peanut butter. Well, he’s got your jelly.” Then the nurse, while rubbing her hands together ready to devour the baby pop tart, says, “Time for a feeding.” The parents say, “No! Ah, Jam It!” The advertisement could have ended with “No!” but Kellogg’s chose to include a phrase that sounded just like a curse word

Honestly I watched the commercial before I read the complaint, because I thought it would be fun to pick out what they were so mad about, and I totally thought it was going to be the implication of PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FORNICATION. They totally missed the boat on those jars having to bone to create that baby Pop Tart. Of course, the actual offense didn’t even register with me because I have the vocabulary of a drunken sailor. Try harder, One Million Moms.

Via Christian Today