Cosmopolitan Magazine Hilariously Fell Victim To The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Demonstrate value, Engage physically, Nurture dependence, Neglect emotionally, Inspire hope, Separate entirely: Cosmopolitan Magazine recently found themselves in the midst of Dennis Reynold’s infallible system for interacting with the opposite sex and of course left the experience thinking they were all the better for it. Perfect execution.

I’m not sure how old this is and I’m not interested in finding out, all I know is it’s an October Friday and Cosmo thought they were giving insightful relationship advice to clueless twenty-somethings and I enjoyed it a little too much.

Just as Dennis intended. If anyone needs me I’ll be clumsily dropping giant condoms for my magnum dong outside of the Cosmo offices.

Thanks to Jonathan for the tip.