This Courtroom Sketch Artist’s Depiction Of Guy Fieri Is Impossibly Wonderful

Some courtrooms allow cameras inside of them. Some courtrooms do not. Thankfully for the world, the trial of the kid who stole Guy Fieri’s yellow Lamborghini in March 2011 — which Filmdrunk has been covering extensively, btw — did not, resulting in this amazing depiction of the Mayor of Flavortown compliments of a courtroom sketch artist.

Those eyes. That hair. He looks like a man who may have just kicked his crying hairdresser out of an SUV.

Guy Fieri is truly America’s doucheclown prince, and we can’t get enough of him.

(Guyism via Bruce Arthur)