Craig Ferguson Gave Hayden Panettiere Important Advice On Hiding Drugs In Her Leather Pants

Back in Craig Ferguson’s Bastards of Hell days, he was an expert at hiding things from the police, including drugs. On last night’s Late Late Show, he imparted some of the wisdom his younger self learned to Nashville‘s Hayden Panettiere, who’s about as tall as Craig’s rattlesnake mug. Such as: “If you’re carrying drugs, carry them in your back pocket, because the cops, for some reason, just never look in there.”

Or Hayden could just give ’em bitch face:

No one’s messing with that (except millions of men).

(Sorry for the butt sound quality.)