Squeaky clean horndog Danny Tanner did pretty well for himself in the ladies department on Full House. There was Pamela, of course, and Vicky and Claire and Cindy. Spoiler alert, things didn’t work out with those last three (especially Cindy because her son, Rusty, was literally Satan), but in the time between the original series and Fuller House, Danny found someone who puts up with his OCD. According to TVLine, the Netflix revival is “casting the recurring role of Teri, a 40-year-old African-American woman” who’s being described as “attractive, vivacious… and youthful.”
She also apparently has “quite an appetite for Danny and isn’t afraid to shower him with affection.” (Via)
Ew. Speaking of ew, Fuller House is also looking for an actor to play Fernando, Kimmy’s “inappropriately passionate” ex-husband. Everyone in and around the Tanner house is getting laid, except Joey. No one wants to fool around with Joey, unless it’s in a movie theater.