08.25.09 9 years ago 32 Comments

OH MY GOD.  Must.  Stay. Calm.  Steven Seagal will star in a new A&E reality series that chronicles his actual service in the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office in Louisiana.  Really.  Honest.  I swear to God.  This is not a joke.  From the press release:

Until now, Seagal has never sought publicity for his work with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. However, over a span of almost two decades, he has regularly gone out on patrol and worked major cases. The series will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand-selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes-in-progress. []

There are no words for this joy.  I want to go up to strangers on the street and give them hugs.  Because this reflects the simple genius of someone saying, “I like ‘Cops,’ but I’d like it better if Steven Seagal were one of the cops.”

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