After abruptly canceling in November, Donald Trump finally made his way to Jimmy Kimmel Live. While for the most part Trump brushed off what would be perceived insults (like Biff from Back to the Future being based on him), the conversation tuned to hit literary works. While Trump has written 12 bestsellers, he’s never done a children’s book. Fortunately for him, Kimmel had one written up. Winners Aren’t Losers breaks down the differences between the deal-making winners of the world and the poor losers who whine, get their houses foreclosed on, and drive PT Cruisers. No mention of people who get “loans” from their father and declare bankruptcy quite a few times.