Don’t Worry, Everyone, George Lopez and Perez Hilton Will Soon Have TV Shows

I present to you, the Deadline descriptions of two upcoming shows:

The CW has picked up two episodes of “Perez Hilton Superfan,” an unscripted series featuring the celebrity blogger getting close and personal with a different superstar each week. The series of specials was originally commissioned by U.K.’s ITV2 in November with a four-episode order, which premiered in December. The two specials acquired by the CW showcase Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. With the acquisition, “Superfan” joins Kinetic’s two unscripted U.S. broadcast series, recent ABC entry “You Deserve It” and NBC’s “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers.” (Via)

George Lopez is returning to the family sitcom genre. I’ve learned that Lopez, star, co-creator and executive producer of multi-camera sitcom “George Lopez,” which ran on ABC for six seasons and 120 episodes, has closed a deal in principal with Lionsgate TV subsidiary Debmar-Mercury to co-create and star in a new multi-camera comedy about a Latino family. (Via)

There are 11 things that annoy me about the two block quotes above. See if you can name them all. (I’m making you guys do the work because I like to channel Perez Hilton, who rather than providing any insightful or clever commentary with his totally unearned, yet massive amount of power, instead draws penises on Miley Cyrus’s face and ends every sentence with “!!!!!!!!!lolz!!!” You could say I’m as lazy as a sombrero-wearing Mexican who wants to take a siesta after coming home from his job cutting grass all day, while his 77 kids jump the border, which, coincidentally, is the rumored plot of George Lopez’s new show.)