The Dowager Countess Means Business In The 'Downton Abbey' Series 4 Trailer

The British, they care not for our Labor Day weekend. While we’re soaking in the sun for one last time until next year or convincing ourselves to finally pay that $5 to see Iron Man 3 at the third-run theater, they’re busy thinking of EVIL ways to get back at, for all THIS. Granted, they’re not crafty when it comes to retribution, so their revenge comes in the form of making us sit in front of a computer for a minute to watch the trailer for Downton Abbey series four.

“You have a straightforward choice. You must choose either death or life,” says the Dowager Countess, and all British people, before adding, “As long as it’s not too much of an inconvenience, cheerio!” Labor Day: RUINED.

Downton Abbey returns January 5th.

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