FlipBoardFor some reason, people keep paying attention to teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, the silenced by Stodden wearing a low-cut tank with the words “Yes, they’re real” printed on it. I mean, when has a shirt ever lied? I’m the only person with a WORLD’S GREATEST LOVER t-shirt for a reason.
ANYWAY, to prove that her tits are real, Stodden got an on-air breast exam on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers,” because if there’s anyone who’s sympathetic to attention-seeking whores, it’s Dr. Drew. (He and Stodden are like symbiotic parasites, getting nourishment from the other’s excrement.) And thanks to the wonders of modern technology, we learn that Stodden’s boobs have NOT been enhanced with silicone.
So congratulations, creepy guy in his 50s: your 17-year-old wife has awesome tits. This was a worthwhile use of everyone’s time.
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Just don’t tell Old Man Big Wheel that his Number 1 Dad shirt isn’t legally binding.
Now I think we need her to prove she’s really 17, can we get a logger to cut her in half and count the rings?
Fucking a dumb chick like this is something you’re supposed to do when you’re 20. Marrying her at 50? Once the sex gets boring… just wait. I predict domestic violence. You heard it here first.
its really the best of both worlds… he gets a super young wife, she gets to re-marry before she’s to old after he dies. why dont we do more of this?
Considering this was brought on by a claim on a shirt she wore, they should have had the examination performed by a dude in a “Female Body Inspector” t-shirt.
I’m so sick of this fame whore. Sick of this dumb broad Courtney too.
Snaggletooth
Don’t you mean “rill?”
Boobs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBZZZZ
My favorite part is the inaccuracy during the exam. “Well, I mean this could be a bone or whatever.”
Dr. Drew and Dr. Phil should join forces and fight crime.
“_____ and ______ are like symbiotic parasites, getting nourishment from the other’s excrement”
Matt, this thought is GENIUS and applicable to so many TV reality douches and celebrities across the board. The blanks are being filled to overflowing…Snooki/Mike, Dana Lohan/ Lindsey Lohan, Any douche lucky to meet his money/Patti Stanger…
“_____ and ______ are like symbiotic parasites, getting nourishment from the other’s excrement”
Matt, this thought is GENIUS and applicable to so many TV reality douches and celebrities across the board. The blanks are being filled to overflowing…Snooki/Mike, Dana Lohan/ Lindsey Lohan, Any douche lucky to meet his money/Patti Stanger…
dammit, double posting WTF?
@dachshund, Heidi and Spencer in 2008. Paris and Nicole in 2005.
If she’s 17, then I am a giant banana.
They spent their honeymoon in a nice trailer near the Lake of the Ozarks.