Duggar Sow To Poop Out 20th Child

The Earth’s population has gone from 1 billion people to 7 billion in just 200 years, and overpopulation will drain the planet’s natural resources before this century is over. But hey, isn’t it just TERRIFIC that Michelle Duggar of TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting” is pregnant with her 20th child? Ha ha, f*cking fantastic news!

“We are due in April and just thrilled,” Michelle told Ann Curry during the [“Today Show”] broadcast [video below]. “We have the motto in our house that there’s always room for one more.”

The couple welcomed their 19th child, Josie, in 2009. During the pregnancy, Michelle suffered gall-bladder problems and preeclampsia, giving birth to Josie three and a half months prematurely. At birth, the infant weighed one pound, six ounces but is now a healthy toddler about to celebrate her second birthday.

“We’ll have to wait and see [about more children],” said Michelle. “We would love however many the Lord sees fit to give us.” [THR]

Congratulations, Michelle! Now that you’re 44 and cruising toward menopause, I sure hope the Lord doesn’t see fit to give your next baby Down Syndrome. You know, the Lord works in such mysterious ways, the way He statistically makes it more dangerous for an older woman to give birth. I guess just keep praying really hard!

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