Who Won Late Night Last Night: Emilia Clarke (Letterman) Or Olivia Wilde (Leno)?

Senior Pop Culture Editor
03.13.13 10 Comments

Two of our favorite people whom we have creepy affections for, Emilia Clarke and Olivia Wilde, appeared on different late night shows (Letterman and Leno, semi-respectively) last night to yak about…no idea. They could have discussed curing cancer or finally figuring out who shot William Goebel, but again, no clue. I was too busy distracted by their comforting beauty — and also which of the two I’d rather spend a pleasant afternoon with. Oh, the fun we’d have, picking wild flowers and drinking sweet tea, Olivia and/or Khaleesi and I.

Let me go back and watch the clips now. *Three hours later* God, I hate CBS’ website. Anyway, Wilde talked about feeling the wrath of Bieber fans after sending King Swaggy Bro a helpful put-on-a-f*cking-shirt-you-dip tweet, as well as her private karaoke sessions with Jason Sudeikis, while forever-brunette Clarke chatted with Letterman about “the bathtub scene” and she said “Macarena” in her British accent. So who won late night?

Nick Offerman, obviously.

But here are the runner-ups.

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