It’s March 1, 2013, which means it’s almost March 31, 2013, which means Game of Thrones is almost back in the binoculars of the face, our eyes, which means…I have to change my pants. (Note: next time you put on clothes, do so while listening to the Game of Thrones theme song; you’ll feel like a KING.) So far, we’ve seen an awesome poster, epic trailer (with a new one set to premiere this weekend), and gigantic dragon on the side of a building, and last night, HBO released the season three episode titles. Like Jon Snow, they’re emo as F*CK.
Ep. 301 – Valar Dohaeris
Ep. 302 – Dark Wings, Dark Words
Ep. 303 – Walk of Punishment
Ep. 304 – And Now His Watch is Ended
Ep. 305 – Kissed by Fire
Ep. 306 – The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
Ep. 307 – The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Ep. 308 – The Sharp Hint of New Tears
Ep. 309 – The Rains of Castamere
Ep. 310 – Mhysa (Via)
OK, I lied. Episodes 306 and 308 are still unnamed; “The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most” and “The Sharp Hint of New Tears” are actually Dashboard Confessional song titles, but really, can’t you see “Dark Wings, Dark Words” cut into someone’s wrists? “The Rains of Castamere,” however, is still badass.
