EVERYBODY LOOK OVER HERE! LESBIANS!

Below is the first teaser for Season 2 of Showtime’s “The Real L Word,” which is just like Showtime’s “The L Word” but with less attractive lesbians and less interesting plot lines.

Way to keep it real, Showtime. Thanks. Nothing piques my interest more than butch lesbians and women with dreadlocks. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m so turned on that I’m gonna go masturbate with sandpaper.

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