Bigfoot Hunter Has Unconvincing Photographic Proof That He Killed The Noble Beast

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01.06.14 26 Comments

Are you guys ready for this? I don’t think you’re ready for this. Soon, you’re going to see a photo of Bigfoot. Yes, THE Bigfoot, and there’s no doubt here: it’s 100% ‘Foot, in a photo taken by Rick Dyer, the apparently-famed Bigfoot hunter who “nearly a year ago,” according to KSAT, “shot and killed [the creature] in San Antonio.”

Following a lengthy battle with his investors, Dyer said he was finally able to reclaim the body.

“I have been worried for so long. I have been put off for so long, and finally we went up to Washington (state) and we got the body,” Dyer said. “Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body — from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans. It is the real deal. It’s Bigfoot and Bigfoot’s here, and I shot it and now I’m proving it to the world.” (Via)

Here he is, folks: BIGFOOT.

Or one of the dwarfs from The Hobbit who fell asleep outdoors. It’s definitely one of the two!

(Via KSAT)

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