The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 7 Death Odds Are Here

Game of Thrones is the biggest, most covered show on TV, but we know shockingly little about season seven. The cast and crew are extremely tight-lipped when it comes to spoilers (one of the many reasons it’s a shame Ian McShane’s character wasn’t long for this world), and the full-length trailer reveals both everything (dragons, Sand Snakes, and White Walkers, oh my) and nothing. But one thing’s for certain in season seven: death is coming.

To be fair, that’s true of every season of Game of Thrones — there have been over 150,000 deaths — but especially for this upcoming one. The “Great War is here,” after all, so you know what that means: it’s death pool time! Boylesports revealed the betting odds for which character is most likely to expire first, a list, perhaps unsurprisingly, topped by a cagey pervert.

Characters Who Will Die First in Season 7

Petyr Baelish: 1/1
Ellaria Sand: 4/1
Euron Greyjoy: 6/1
Gregor Clegane: 6/1
Melisandre: 7/1
Cersei Lannister: 8/1
Arya Stark: 10/1
Jaime Lannister: 12/1
Tyrion Lannister: 33/1
Jon Snow: 100/1
Daenerys Targaryen: 100/1

As for the overall death odds:

Characters Who Will Die in Season 7

Ellaria Sand: 1/7
Euron Greyjoy: 1/5
Theon Greyjoy: 1/4
Petyr Baelish: 2/7
Melisandre: 1/2
Cersei Lannister: 5/6
Jamie Lannister: 11/4
Tyrion Lannister: 5/1
Jon Snow: 6/1
Daenerys Targaryen: 8/1

You have no idea how happy I am to not see Samwell’s name above, which of course means he’s going to die the most tragic death of all. He died the way he lived: under a pile of books.