This week’s episode of Game of Thrones, the fifth of season six, is titled “The Door.” After all the fire-related goings-on last week, one imagines it will be quite eventful. However, going just by the official episode description…
Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran learns a great deal. Brienne goes on a mission. Arya is given a chance to prove herself.
Yeah, I got nothing. All of those could mean anything. So instead of taking this week’s collection of teaser photos from the episode and attempting to extrapolate any real plot points from them, I have again decided to use them to create goofy fictional conversations I wish the characters were having. As always, here to help.
NOTE: I’m not sure what the spoiler policy is for official images released by the network days before an episode airs, but some of these might tip off a few things the very, very sensitive among you might not want tipped off. Do not yell at me.