What’s funny about this clip is not just the strange kid’s song being performed about a British Valentine’s Day tradition in which kids go to the beach to sit on the lap of Danny the Dolphin, who hands out Valentine’s candy and blows chocolate out his blowhole. What’s funny is who is performing it with such unbridled glee: Classically trained actor Gary Oldman. Did you know that Gary Oldman began his career as a singer and pianist? Well, you couldn’t tell it from the clip above, because wow, it’s hilariously awful.
HEE HEE HEE.
White Boy Day will never be the same again.