FlipBoardThis is the new trailer for the upcoming season of E!’s “Beauty and the Beast” remake “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.” I’ve never managed to watch more than 90 seconds of this abortion, but for whatever reason the manufactured pseudo-drama of a spin-off of a reality show that exists because one of Paris Hilton’s friends recorded herself having sex with a failed musician related to Brandy somehow satiates the minimal demands made by the sluggish frontal lobes of US Weekly readers.
Anyway, in this season, the hot one has a baby, the scary one has a sham marriage to an NBA guy, Kim is there because what the hell else does she have to do besides go to parties in Vegas, guys are jerks, and we get special guest appearances from blood and tears. The only way I would possibly watch an episode of this is if everyone who has any hand in the creation of this sewage fell in the Guatemalan sinkhole. And even then, I could probably wait for the clip to hit YouTube.
Wow, how did they get Tommy Lee to make an appearance? They must know the Pope.
Unfair comparison to Godzilla. I say Miss Piggy leaves Miami is more appropriate.
I’ve seen pieces of this shit and it always cracks me up watching a loser like Bruce Jenner try to be an authority figure.
The hippo from “Madagascar” leaves Miami
Can’t believe you actually linked the video. Somehow, I don’t think WG is going to generate a lot of traffic for it.
@Duke – It’s not about generating traffic; it’s about giving the source credit. This concludes the first class of Blogging Ethics 101.
(p.s. It’s the sort of consideration I show even though The Live Feed’s James Hibberd doesn’t do the same when he writes about something he saw on Warming Glow. That son of a bitch.)
I have read that elephants will graze until they eat everything in the area, then move on to find more food.
Ironically “Guatemalan sinkhole” is the name Lamar Odom gave to his beastly wife’s a$$hole.