There are only a few weeks until Christmas (and even less time until Hanukkah). You probably haven’t thought about what you’re giving the special sassy old lady in your life. Well, don’t worry, because your shopping is finished. Etsy user “Bulletsandbees” is selling a four-pack of The Golden Girls granny panties, one for each gal. Dorothy gets low-rises; Blanche, crotchless; Sophia, high-waisted; and Rose, sheer. The last two are unfortunately (?) sold out, which just goes to show: Everyone hates Blanche.
Here’s the collection.
The whole set goes for the steep price of $160. It’s not cheap. But can you put a price on waking up the day after Christmas and seeing your partner wearing Dorothy’s face on her privates? Yup: $160. For something slightly less expensive, there’s always The Golden Girls porn parody, with its very NSFW theme song, but it’s not the same. “Thank you for being a friend/Who buys me themed underwear on Etsy.”
(Via Dangerous Minds)