‘Game Of Thrones’ Discussion: Who’s Going To Die In The Season 5 Finale?

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06.08.15 374 Comments
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This space is usually reserved for answering questions about last night’s episode of Game of Thrones, but with the season finale a week away, I’m changing things up. Instead of explaining why Stannis killed his daughter — it’s because Davos let Gendry go, and he’s a blood-thirsty monster — let’s guess who else might die in next week’s episode. Wun Wun better be safe.

Ellaria Sand

While the rest of the world tries to slice their way to the top, the people of Dorne handle things differently. They’re not above murder as a solution, but Prince Doran Martell, unable to stand due to a bad case of the gout, is willing to negotiate with his enemies. Ellaria wants to execute Jaime on the spot, consequences be damned, but Doran knows how that would affect Dorne’s relationship with the Lannisters, who are still the ruling family (not well). So, he lets Jaime and Ser Bronn return to King’s Landing, with two stipulations: Myrcella’s paramour Trystane must take the late Oberyn’s seat on the Small Council, and Bronn gets kabong’d in the face.

(There’s a decent chance Trystane is playing the long game, too. Let Trystane gain some influence, especially when King’s Landing is an absolute mess, and then seek your revenge.)

So, why do I think Ellaria might die? Because I never want to see Dorne again, with its low stakes and careless sense of location. It was a failed experiment… not even the most beautiful woman in the world could save it. But it needs a capper, and that can’t be Ellaria submitting to Trystane. Either she was lying and will try to assassinate the princess, the operative word being “try” before the prince refuses to give her a third chance, or the Sand Snakes, who saw her kiss Trystane’s ring, will do the deed instead. No matter what happens, good riddance to a bad subplot.

Jorah Mormont

I believe an ancient meme says it best:

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KNOW YOUR MEME

The “rules” of greyscale are pretty vague (probably because it’s a fake disease on a fantasy show about dragons), but these are the facts: Jorah has it, and he touched Daenerys, who passed her cooties onto Missandei and Drogon, the Magic Dragon (his greatest trick is making the Sons of the Harpies forget to throw their spears at Dany, even when she’s slowly walking unprotected to him). Greyscale may take months or even years before it fully takes over the body, but what if Daario and Tyrion discover it on Jorah? There’s always a chance they take care of the issue right then and there, and poor Jorah will never get out of the Khaleesi Friendzone. Not that it matters, because Daenerys should leave that horrible place and never come back. It’s a bit of a cheat for her to literally fly out of her own story, but Meereen was always a pit stop on the road to Westeros, anyway. It’s time for something new. Who’s going to get her other dragons, though?

(It’s worth noting that Dany can’t get greyscale, because of her Targaryen blood, but those around her can. There needs to be a WebMD page for greyscale immediately.)

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