Next month, Mario Batali will host Asphalt Chef, an “Iron Chef”-like a charity event, at the Texas Motor Speedway during a NASCAR weekend. And Batali will be facing off against Food Network star, TGI Friday’s shill, and legendarily gigantic tool Guy Fieri.
In the videos below, the two issue some standard gentle trash talk. Batali poses outside a TGI Fridays, while Fieri fires up his super-sized douchemobile to run over a pair of orange Crocs, Batali’s famously ugly footwear of choice. And of COURSE Fieri has a ginormous truck. The dude stole his style from Smash Mouth, a terrible band that was barely popular enough to be loathed ten years ago. Did we really expect him to drive something contemporary and sensible?
[via Food Network Humor]