EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. THERE IS A TRAILER FOR SHARKNADO. READ THIS EXCERPT FROM THE PRESS RELEASE.
Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s a … shark! A supersized storm sucks sharks from the ocean and hurls them onto land in the new Syfy Original Movie Sharknado, premiering Thursday, July 11 at 9PM (ET/PT).
In the movie, regulars of a beachside bar including owner Fin (Ian Ziering/Beverly Hills 90210), bartender Nova (Casie Scerbo/Make It Or Break It) and local drunk George (John Heard/Home Alone) team up with Fin’s ex-wife April (Tara Reid/Scrubs) to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.
HOLY SH*T IAN ZIERING IS PLAYING A BARTENDER NAMED “FIN” IN A MOVIE ABOUT A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS. AND TARA REID’S MOST NOTABLE CREDIT IS SCRUBS, I GUESS? I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH AMERICAN PIE OR MAYBE TARADISE. REMEMBER THAT SHOW? IT WAS HILARIOUS. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE MADE IT BETTER, THOUGH? A TORNADO THAT WAS FULL OF SHARKS. GOD, THIS MOVIE IS LIKE MY WORST FEAR COME TO LIFE AND I AM GOING TO WATCH IT SIX TIMES AND WRITE 6,000 WORDS ABOUT IT. SHARKNADO.
UPDATE: IMPORTANT GIF VIA @ERIKMAL.