In honor of Mexico’s independence day, I share with you this well-traveled clip of “Knight Rider” in Spanish. I didn’t catch much more than pendejo and cabron, but it was clear to me that the adventures of Kit and Michael Knight are way more entertaining when they sound like my gardener.
So anyway, break out the margaritas and fish tacos and enjoy Mexican Knight Rider with me. And here’s hoping someone makes a REAL “Mexican Knight Rider.” Instead of Kit the talking car, there could be Kito, the talking beat-up flatbed truck that takes Miguel Caballero and twelve associates to the orange fields every day. (It’s not racist because I’m drunk on mescal.)
(Thanks to Burnsy and Vince)
I liked Kit more as Mr. Feeney on Boy Meets World.
Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day. It’s the day the Mexicans beat the French. Hence, it’s an opportunity to make both beaner AND frog jokes.
You’re welcome.
Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day.
4th of July is Independence Day, hence any holiday known by date and month is independence day. It’s the first rule of America ruling.
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Mexican Knight Rider should change his name to Day Sleeper.
Also under America Rulez? Jokes about the French losing to the Mexicans. How come no one makes a mini series about that? Starring Gerard Depardieu and the guy from Sabado Gigante.
KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) not Kit
You have a gardener? You have a garden?
gardener..?? HEY IM MEXICAN AND IM ARQUITECT SO U HAVE A RASIST COMMENT ABAUT THE MEXICANS