Jennifer Lawrence Reading Rob Ford’s Crack Statement Is Everything

Taking a page from Jimmy Kimmel Live, David Letterman & Co. pooled some of the recent talent to sit on his couch over the last week to put together a pre-Thanksgiving bit about a Ken Burns-style reading of fun-loving Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s “Statement.”

Unfortunately, it’s not this statement, and therefore not Jennifer Lawrence reciting the denial of, well, you know — being well fed. But still. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS ADORABLE. Even when reading crack-smoking confessions originally spoken by a fat Canadian guy with drug and impulse problems in the worst tie ever. Also, Jonah Hill, Vince Vaughn, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Martha Stewart.