Here’s The Latest ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Teaser, You’re Welcome

Because Ryan Murphy can’t keep his dick in his pants, here’s another American Horror Story: Freak Show teaser. This one has a little man that walks through the legs of a big man. Because they’re freaks! Get it? I’m sorry, you guys, I don’t mean to be flippant. At this point I feel obliged to keep covering these teasers but I’m seriously starting to get American Horror Story fatigue and we’re still almost a full month out from the premiere. I guess that’s the American Horror Story cycle of life, though: Get excited for new premise; premise gets leaked then confirmed; get excited for confirmed premise; get barraged by teasers and leaked news for two solid months; watch the new season of American Horror Story, because I GUESS.