The CW unveiled its new fall schedule, which I will share with you because it’s important to know what shows you’re never going to watch. New shows added to the rotation are:
- “Hart of Dixie,” in which Rachel Bilson stars as a New York City doctor who inherits a practice in “a small Southern town inhabited by an eclectic and eccentric group of characters.”
- “Ringer,” starring Sarah Michelle Gellar as a woman on the run from the mob who poses as her twin sister — who is also wanted. I think that’s one of the stupidest f*cking things I’ve ever heard, but Josh is looking forward to it.
- “H8R,” the reality show hosted by Mario Lopez in which celebrities meet the people who despise them. You lost me at “Mario Lopez.”
- “The Secret Circle.” Vampires are sooooo yesterday! The hot new things that don’t exist are witches.
The CW: making lousy shows for teenagers and emotionally stunted women since 2006. Full schedule below.
8 pm Gossip Girl
9 pm HART OF DIXIE
8 pm 90210
9 pm RINGER
8 pm H8R
9 pm America’s Next Top Model
8 pm The Vampire Diaries
9 pm THE SECRET CIRCLE
8 pm Nikita
9 pm Supernatural