‘I Will Cut This Baby in Half!’

11.23.10 7 years ago 17 Comments

Sons of Anarchy (FX) — FINALLY. I have waited almost a full week to have an excuse to use this picture. Find me another TV series where characters threaten to shoot babies, and I promise you: I will watch that show.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Season finale. Will Bristol Palin complete her unlikely rise to chunky stardom by winning one of TV’s most popular reality competitions? Yeah, probably.

Raising Hope (Fox) — It’s a Thanksgiving episode. Personally, I find that Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes are never half as enjoyable as Halloween episodes. Too schmaltzy.

Parking Wars (A&E) — Want to see some of the ugliest aspects of human society? Watch people react to getting parking tickets on this show.

Glee (Fox) — Okay, I approve of the casting for this week’s episode: Carol Burnett guest stars as Sue Sylvester’s mother, who abandoned Sue at a young age to hunt Nazis. I hope she says “Nat-zee” like Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds.

Biography (BIO) — Megan Fox is profiled. Woo-hoo! Break out the MEGAN FOX tag! I hope Biography covers her seminal appearance in an underwear commercial and her star turn as a girl who wears a bikini in “Two and a Half Men.”

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