FlipBoardGood news and bad news, folks. The bad news is that I haven’t seen last night’s episode of “Game of Thrones” (S1E8, “The Pointy End”) because Time Warner Cable wrongly shut off my cable for the weekend (thanks, guys!). The good news is that I’m a dutiful blogger, and I wouldn’t let a day pass without you enjoying the finer things in life, such as animated GIFs of people’s throats getting torn out.
Anyway, here’s an abbreviated edition of “Just the Badass Parts: Only the Baddest-Ass Part.” The only character you need to be familiar with is Khal Drogo, the muscular gentleman sitting next to a pile of decapitated heads. He doesn’t speak much English, but that’s okay, because he does most of his talking with his killing. His awesome, brutal, bloody killing.
Greatest speech, or greatest-est speech?
(click pic for full-size, these caps and the GIFs that follow via my darling bohemea)
“Who’s neck-st?”
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!”
“After a long day of raping and pillaging, I enjoy cuddling with my wife.”
I haven’t seen last night’s episode yet either, but I have to say … I can’t wait to see this dude as Conan. Even if he only does half as much brutal killing, at least it’ll be in 3D.
After this scene I told my wife this would be the first post of the day here at WG and with gifs.
I also told her to address me as “Moon of my life.”
Slide 5 needs a serious “Come at me Bro”
It was awesome, although I could’ve gone all my life without seeing naked, uncut Hodor. ::shudder::
Sometimes when I write something I consider to be especially strong, I like to close with (*drops mic, exits stage*), which I have always considered to be a badass way to end things.
After seeing slide five, that ending will forever be amended to (*drops knives, exits murder pit*).
UU – I believe she should address you as “My Sun and Stars.”
I think it’s safe to say that Khal Drogo is the most bad-ass character in the history of television.
I never got to see this show until last night. Holy cow is it ever awesome.
Can anyone explain to me who the hell the big naked white dude was? I must have missed something.
@Launchpad – He’s the “babysitter” of Bran, who’s the little boy with bangs.
All I could think when he ripped out that dude’s throat was MACGRUBER!!
@C-VC, fuck, that’s what I meant. I got the two mixed up. Good call.
Just when I think it cant get any more bad ass, I see the preview for next week
@Lisa, that makes sense… I guess I was distracted at the sight of the big white dong.
@Launchpad He’s also Nan’s (the old lady telling Bran scary stories) son. He’s a simpleton who can only really say his name. I always pictured him as younger.
That was a scary dong.
Thinking of naming my future unborn son ‘Stallion that mounts the world’ instead of Hodor. Syrio has just turned EPIC!
I just finished an online technical support chat with a Time Warner representative. I’m experiencing a massive internet slowdown on multiple computers on my local network, something that is obviously happening on the other side of my router, but I was told that deleting all of my cookies would surely fix my problem.
FUCK TIME WARNER IN THE FUCKING GOAT-ASS
Needs Syrio Forel gifs.
Well that was…
I mean…
This show is like True Blood but with better dialogue…and more murder.
Slide 5 = You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car! Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?
Yes, as badass as Drogo was, this needs m0ar Syrio Forel.
@Michelle07 and Hodor isn’t even his name. It’s something else but I forget what. No one knows why he started saying Hodor, but it stuck.
I believe his real name is Walder (no relation to the Freys).
The funny thing is that Drago and his woman have turned into that couple that has annoying nicknames for each other.
“Your shmoopy”
“No your shmoopy!!”
“We’re both shmoopy!!”
Ahh there are so many fails in my post above
Name was not supposed to be “giantCRAP”
And I forgot how to use you’re/your
“This show is like True Blood but with better dialogue…and more murder”
*Plus, it has the advantage of actually being good.
Nothing with Debbie Anne Woll’s fine ass could ever be truly awful.
So much to love about this show. Not explicitly seeing Syrio Forel fall means there’s a chance we get to see him again… don’t we?
The only problem I have with Drogo is every time he first appears on screen I think,”women pay me to give them pleasure”.
The man-girdle ain’t helping things.
Nice Dalton-neck rip though.
@AEVC, I was thinking the same. They don’t do many offscreen deaths, and certainly not after awesome fight sequences.
Love that guy so much! He is the Jesus of murder.
Yay ronon killing people!
@Launchpad Seek and ye shall receive…
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I prefer the Imapct font:
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Other potential gifs from this episode:
ZOMBIE FIGHT!
town yard murders
the sword trainer out dueling five Lannister knights
Arya putting Needle to use
A wolf biting off fingers… to laughter.
Unfortunately tinypic has a size limit.
There needs to be one place where all the best Game Of Thrones GIFs are in one glorious beautiful spot. Make it happen internet.
So are they Indians or Native Americans? I dont know how to be racist about this.
chardie420 – Pretty straight-up Mongolian horde analogue.