Ian McKellen Will Officiate Patrick Stewart’s Wedding (And The Morning Links)

Says EW, “Sir Ian McKellen will officiate at the upcoming wedding of Sir Patrick Stewart and his fiancée, 35-year-old jazz singer Sunny Ozell.” TWIST: McKellen will actually marry Stewart, and they’ll get an ABC sitcom together.

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