“And the Academy Award for Best Reprehensible Picture Based on a Fake Simpsons Parody of a Real Movie goes to…McBain, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher Walken, and Al Pacino as MENDOOOZZZZZAAAAAA.” Until the day that happens, and it’ll be sooner rather than later if my plan works (let’s just say I moved some influential producers….TO A BIGGER HOUSE — uh oh, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud), the closest we’ll get to the real greatest film of all-time, every McBain movie, is MTV’s Simpsons-inspired posters.
They’re all wonderful, but it’s almost as much fun naming the movies they DIDN’T choose: Air C.H.U.D., Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy, Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap, Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass Grabber. I take it back: it’s more fun naming the movies MTV didn’t pick. “With a MAN in the White House?” Dennis Franz’s greatest role.
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