09.11.09 9 years ago 5 Comments

“America’s Next Top Model” is the perfect recipe for a hurricane of crazy: you take a lot of young, pretty girls who want to be models, put them in the same house, and make them compete against each other. Then you hand the keys to the crazy bus to Tyra Banks and let her drive. The crazy spreads faster than an eating disorder in a sorority house.

The video above is 18-year-old Amber, who’s the epicenter of the 9.2 crazyquake that is Cycle 13 of “ANTM.” She loves dancing, her grandma, Jesus, and singing about loving Jesus. Not that there’s anything wrong with loving Jesus. But even Jesus is like “Whoa” as he backs away slowly out of the room. Jesus is totally changing his phone number and the locks on his doors.

[The Frisky]

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