The letter below from Jaguar’s current advertising agency to Don Draper is fantastic. For the uninitiated, in last weekend’s episode, (SPOILER) the “Mad Men” ad agency — Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Pryce — took the Jaguar CEO out for a night with lady callers. That would’ve been fine but for the fact that the CEO’s wife found out when the CEO came home with chewing gum in his pubic hair (which resulted in the fight we showed you earlier). As a result, Sterling Cooper lost the Jaguar account.
This letter, from Jaguar’s current ad agency to Don Draper, offers their condolences.
Related: There is an Internet thread regarding how to remove bubble gum from pubic hair. It’s on Yahoo Answers, obviously. Yahoo Answers really is the dumbest place on the Internet.