You know what I need after solemnly remembering the terrorist attacks of 9/11? A dog going down a slide. Welcome to the Internet in 2009, bitches.
Yes, this is Meru the French bulldog on Japanese television. He likes going down slides while on his side. This video warms my cockles and cups my balls. It goes down on my heart and jerks my soul to climax. Thank you, Japan: you’ve done it again.