Get Ready To Piss Tears: Jean-Ralphio Returns To ‘Parks And Recreation’ (And The Morning Links)

If it’s even possible, Parks and Recreation will be even better this week than usual, as not only does Jean-Ralphio return, but Jonathan Banks (Breaking Bad’s Mike Ehrmantraut) will appear, playing Ben’s father, and Lucy Lawless returns as Ron Swanson’s love interest. There’s a Ron Swanson trick-or-treating embed from the episode after the links. Speaking of Parks and Recreation, it was number 3 on The Station Agents, a weekly podcast in which Pajiba’s Joanna Robinson, Josh Kurp, and myself rank the 10 best episodes of the week. Give us a listen.

The Troy Barnes Insult GIF Challenge — (UPROXX)

The $100 million, underwater Chinese Avatar looks incredible — (Film Drunk)

‘Athlete Objects’ Combines Our Love Of Puns, Cartoons And Athletes — (With Leather)

Five Horror Movies That Are Undeniably Art — (Gamma Squad)

9 Things We Would Like To Hear With G.O.O.D. Music’s “Cruel Winter” — (Smoking Section)

Gruden Talk: Jon Gruden Talks George McGovern and Al Davis’s Drug Stash — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Every Episode Of “The Walking Dead” Summed Up — (Buzzfeed)

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Teeth — (Mental Floss)

Finally, A Functional Bacon Clock — (Daily What)

6 Movie scenes that were supposed to freak you out, but were actually pretty funny — (Fark)

Has ’30 Rock’ Lost Its Mojo? — (HuffPost Comedy)

Aziz Ansari On Online Dating/Bullying — (High Definite)

Ten Adorable Sidekicks with Awesome Powers — (Unreality)

Who Gave the Most Adorable Interview As a Young Teenager? DiCaprio? Gordon-Levitt? Gosling? Bale? Or Elijah? — (Pajiba)

10 Incredibly Bizarre Facts You Didn’t Know About Condoms — (Brobible)

How to Watch TV Illegally Online — (College Humor)