Ron Swanson has only cried twice in his life.
Once when he was hit by a school bus at age seven, and then when he heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed. But he’d have to be a heartless monster (so, Jamm) not to shed some liquid emotion — potential band name? — for the Parks and Recreation series finale. The only co-workers he’s ever liked (so, not Jamm) are heading out of town, leaving him with… Jean-Ralphio. In this clip from tomorrow’s episode, the brother of the WwOoRrSsTt person in the world gets in his farewell to Leslie before she bolts. She’s not pissing tears, but the rest of us will.