Jennifer Lawrence Went To The Dark Side And Hopped Into Bed With Kris Jenner

Jennifer Lawrence celebrated her 25th birthday last night, and something terrible happened. The newly-minted highest paid actress in Hollywood suffered a regretful lapse in judgment and hopped into bed with the kingpin of the Kardashian krime syndikate, Kris Jenner. Jennifer recovered enough poise to pose for a “shocked”-looking photo as Jenner’s boyfriend, Corey Gamble, quickly gathered photo evidence. Jenner’s Instagram caption tells the tale:

Happy Birthday you piece of sh*t… God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll.

Let’s pause for a moment and reflect upon exactly how we ended up here. Lawrence may be an in-demand, Academy-award winning thespian, but she’s a huge fan of reality television. After a long day on the set, JLaw just likes to kick back with a bag of Doritos and some trashy exploits. She adores all of the Real Housewives shows, and her excitement for Honey Boo Boo was so overwhelming that she crashed a vehicle after spotting the pint-sized former TLC star.

This is a forgivable preference, for we all harbor guilty pleasures. Some of us occasionally eat our meals over the sink and have no room to judge. JLaw is reportedly a huge Kardashian devotee and screamed when she saw Kim in a hotel lobby. So of course she hopped into bed with the momager. Don’t worry, the internet shall soon recover from this tragedy.

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