Jennifer Lopez appeared on last night’s Watch What Happens Live to promote her new movie out today, The Boy Next Door, in an outfit that made certain members of the Uproxx staff verklempt. During the after show, Andy Cohen took calls from viewers and one excellently-named caller around the 3:05 mark asked Jennifer what the weirdest false tabloid rumor she ever heard about herself was.
It’s crazy because somehow I think I actually remember this, but J. Lo recalled the time that a makeup artist showed her an article that claimed that “Jennifer Lopez” was actually a small Guatemalan man who had taken great pains to transform himself into the pop star and actress of today. Not that there would be anything wrong with that, but I think it’s safe to say that Jennifer Lopez actually is and was born a woman.
Because I know you all can’t get enough of that dress, here’s a clip of J. Lo playing “Plead the Fifth.” She did not use a lifeline, FYI: