Jenny Slate Explains Her Fear Of Horses: ‘Their Penises Are Murder Weapons’

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Jenny Slate did a Conan segment called “Weird Fears with Jenny Slate,” and went on to detail her fear and mistrust of horses. I don’t want to spoil anything else, but now that I’m picturing horse penises as murder weapons — well sh*t, I think I might actually be kind of afraid of horses. Oh, and forty pound dumps. Noooope, horses are definitely the worst.

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