Jessica Paré Is The World’s ‘Most Desirable’ TV Actress (And The Morning Links)

Ask Men released the results of their annual “most desirable woman” poll yesterday, and after tallying over 2.5 million votes, Jennifer Lawrence has been declared the winner. Rightly so. For the purposes of WG, the first TV star, Mad Men‘s Jessica Paré, came in at #9, while Emilia Clarke, Zooey Deschanel, and Alison Brie ranked #15, #17, and #34. THAT’S CRIMINAL WE’LL MAKE OUR OWN ALISON BRIE POLL…She finished #1. (Via)

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