‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Kids To Share What They’re Thankful For: ‘My Dog That Pooped Out Earplugs’

Jimmy Kimmel Live sent someone out to The Grove in Hollywood to go around interviewing kids and asking them what they’re thankful for this year, as Kimmel asserts that children should understand that Thanksgiving is about more than “using your hand to draw a turkey or men with belt buckles on their hats.” But because they’re children, of course, the answers range from ridiculous to even more ridiculous.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m with the kid who just rattles off every single food item that he can think of. (Except lettuce, of course, because lettuce is bullsh*t.) And if there’s one thing we can all learn from these children, it’s not to eat any earplugs this Thanksgiving. Noted!

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