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Joan Rivers Gets Stoned, Drinks Hot Tub Water Out of Her Shoe

When I watch this video — from last night’s episode of WE tv’s “Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best” — of 78-year-old Joan Rivers and her friend Lynne smoking a bowl, hot boxing a car, demanding Cheerios, chanting “food truck! food truck!” and stepping into a hot tub fully-clothed to drink water from her shoe, I can’t help but think how awesome it must be to smoke with old people.

I get not wanting to smoke with your parents, because it looks like Melissa is having a miserable time dealing with her mother and Lynne (who makes an always-topical Natalie Wood joke), but if movies and TV have taught me anything, and they have, it’s that senior citizens smoking=HILARITY. Like that old dude from Road Tripclassic. Joan may look like she belongs in the Mos Eisley Cantina, but if she loves food trucks and calling Chelsea Handler out as much as I do, she can smoke with me anytime. Maybe she’ll call Louis?

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