08.18.09 9 years ago 13 Comments

That sound you read in the headline was the Internet blowing up my pants, as this photo of “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks in the September issue of In Style UK is further proof that Christina Hendricks has red hair and large breasts.  In case you’d forgotten.  (Glorious full-size and uncropped photo here. Update: link works now.)

And while we’re on the subject of “Mad Men,” Sunday’s Season 3 premiere was the most-watched episode in series history, collecting 2.7 million viewers.  That number represents less than one out of every hundred people in America, and it’s fewer than the number of people who watched Lifetime’s “Drop Dead Diva” (3 million) and “Army Wives” (4 million).  I happened to miss Lifetime’s programming for the last 27 years or so, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that “Drop Dead Diva” and “Army Wives” didn’t feature stewardess-bangin’, illicit gay affairs, and a print of Hokusai’s Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.  I know I shouldn’t take this personally, but that infuriates me.  Makes me want to get my stabbin’ knife out.  I’m coming for YOU, frumpy Midwestern housewives.

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