07.24.09 9 years ago 35 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson, star of E!’s “Kendra” and former indentured sex servant, will be writing her memoirs.  My proposed title: The Old Man and the C-cups.

“The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says the [press] release.

Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: “Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with.”

It will also be written in crayon.  Can’t wait.  I look forward to reading how many different ways “Then I got naked and jiggled my boobs” can be expressed in prose.  America fell in love with Kendra for her eloquence, after all.  She’s like William F. Buckley with tits.

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