It is currently 1:00 p.m. Eastern Time on an otherwise nondescript Wednesday in October. This is what Louis C.K. has been up to for the past hour.
Quick pause. Let’s recap where we are so far: Thousands and thousands — and possibly millions or billions — of years ago, there was a race of “very us-y people-things” living on Mars, and when global warming started to render their planet unlivable, they all — or at least many, many of them — traveled from Mars to Mars’s nearest moon and proceeded to drive that moon to Earth like an RV.
Still with us? Okay, moving on.
Okay, that settles it. We have got to get Louis on Season 2 of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. Someone get deGrasse Tyson on the phone.
UPDATE: Louis is back at it. Now the sun is involved. And things have taken a, uh, turn…
So Louis is high as hell right now, right?
Oh. Never mind.