Louis C.K. Has Some, Uh, Interesting Thoughts He’d Like To Share About Outer Space

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10.08.14 39 Comments
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It is currently 1:00 p.m. Eastern Time on an otherwise nondescript Wednesday in October. This is what Louis C.K. has been up to for the past hour.

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Quick pause. Let’s recap where we are so far: Thousands and thousands — and possibly millions or billions — of years ago, there was a race of “very us-y people-things” living on Mars, and when global warming started to render their planet unlivable, they all — or at least many, many of them — traveled from Mars to Mars’s nearest moon and proceeded to drive that moon to Earth like an RV.

Still with us? Okay, moving on.

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R.I.P., billions of Martian people-y types.

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Okay, that settles it. We have got to get Louis on Season 2 of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. Someone get deGrasse Tyson on the phone.

UPDATE: Louis is back at it. Now the sun is involved. And things have taken a, uh, turn…

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519899055254937601

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So Louis is high as hell right now, right?

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905355073990657

Oh. Never mind.

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