Conan’s Alternate ‘Mad Men’ Ending Is Better Than The Real Thing

No offense to Danger, who called the final scene of Mad Men back in April (look, I’m not saying he’s actually Christina Hendricks, but I’m not NOT saying it, either), but the show could have had a better ending. Don being the mind behind “I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke” wasn’t exactly obvious, but if he was going to write any iconic commercial, it was always going to be that one.

If Don were a real genius, he would have come up with this.

Or maybe even this:

Draper’s back, baby! [burns rubber in Mustang Boss 351, crashes, dies]