Mario Lopez Is a Hero

04.13.10 8 years ago 11 Comments

“Extra” host/”Saved by the Bell” alumnus/porn for middle-aged housewives Mario Lopez has just been promoted from “douchewad” to “role model” in my book, as the New York Post yesterday gossiped about how he awesomely runs his relationship with Broadway star Courtney Mazza:

Mario Lopez is so body-obsessed, he persuaded his beautiful girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, to undergo rigorous personal training and encouraged surgery to get her into even better shape.

Sources say friends of Mazza are concerned that the image-conscious “Extra” host started nudging her to perfect her already amazing looks once they got together… She’s expecting their baby in September.

One source told us, “Mario is obsessed with his image. He spends a lot of time working out, and he expects his girlfriend to do the same.” […] “He encouraged her to work out with a trainer every day. She underwent a boob job and liposuction last spring. Once her body was perfect, he arranged for them to be photographed on a beach.”

I’m going to choose to ignore that this is probably a B.S. story planted to generate some buzz about Lopez and instead believe that this is true. More men need to take a stand and make women realize that they’re only attractive if they work out all the time and have huge boobs. I just hope he doesn’t let up on Courtney just because she’s pregnant. It’s pitiful the way women always use “having a baby” as an excuse to get fat.

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